Found in The Pittsburgh Post Gazette:
Bad joke making the roundsTerror Alert in Pittsburgh Pittsburgh, PA-Pittsburgh Steelers football practice
was delayed nearly two hours this morning after a player
reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on
the practice field. Head coach Bill Cowher immediately
suspended practice and called the police and federal
investigators.
After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts
determined that the white substance unknown to players
was the
GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special
agents decided the team was unlikely to
encounter the substance again this season.
