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How many shots will i give Shamu when we play golf?

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Voting closed: August 13, 2006, 10:21:51 AM

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How many shots will i give Shamu when we play golf?
« on: August 06, 2006, 10:21:51 AM »
How many shots will i give Shamu when we play golf?  ??? ::) ??? ::) ??? ::) ??? ::) ??? ::) ???  ::) ???
Shamu shots in the high 80's to low 90's i think i shot low 70's to low 80's
But remember i no played on a flat course for years and my course doen't have traps.

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Re: How many shots will i give Shamu when we play golf?
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2006, 01:15:11 PM »
what ya mean Soul "by how many shots"?
will you bash him with the golf cane???

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Re: How many shots will i give Shamu when we play golf?
« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2006, 05:58:27 PM »
wack him 20 times at least, and bayonet if necessary...
after all, he is a really tough old buggar..

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Re: How many shots will i give Shamu when we play golf?
« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2006, 06:01:42 PM »
YOU got that right Drago!!! ;D

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Re: How many shots will i give Shamu when we play golf?
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2006, 02:20:26 PM »
How many you want to give me is not up for discussion.

You are a 70's shooter, I am old, blind and feeble and will be lucky to break 100. Besides which I have only played once in the last two years.

That said the poll is a fraud......I see no choice for 30+ shots.

I think 2 per hole might make it competitive. And since I am fair minded I will only take 1 on the par 3's.

Hell, the Scots invented golf, that alone should be worth extra shots.

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Re: How many shots will i give Shamu when we play golf?
« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2006, 03:33:19 PM »
How many you want to give me is not up for discussion.

You are a 70's shooter, I am old, blind and feeble and will be lucky to break 100. Besides which I have only played once in the last two years.

That said the poll is a fraud......I see no choice for 30+ shots.

I think 2 per hole might make it competitive. And since I am fair minded I will only take 1 on the par 3's.

Hell, the Scots invented golf, that alone should be worth extra shots.
How many you want to give me is not up for discussion.

You are a 70's shooter, I am old, blind and feeble and will be lucky to break 100. Besides which I have only played once in the last two years.

That said the poll is a fraud......I see no choice for 30+ shots.

I think 2 per hole might make it competitive. And since I am fair minded I will only take 1 on the par 3's.

Hell, the Scots invented golf, that alone should be worth extra shots.


Alright Shamu 2 per hole that's 28 play stroke play or match play? ;)
and to make it even you can use a cart i will walk  ???

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Re: How many shots will i give Shamu when we play golf?
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2006, 09:41:53 PM »
Alright Shamu 2 per hole that's 28 play stroke play or match play? ;)
and to make it even you can use a cart i will walk  ???

Hmmm, okay Soul I accept your offer of 2 per hole as stated in your post.

I will also choose match play.

Now, a little detail escapes me. Do they have 14 hole golf courses where you play? 2 per hole on a 14 hole course equals 28 strokes. No wonder you shoot in the 70's  ;D

We happen to have 18 hole courses here in the states.....that adds up to 36 strokes. But as I said, 1 stroke on the par 3's is fine. I will stand by my original offer as an honorable man and not hold you to 2 per hole :angel:

Yet to be determined is the wager, I offer to continue a tradition I began in FS. Loser pays $10.00 to The Buggars for server costs.

In addition the loser must post attesting to the skill, finnese and wisdom of the winning player and also eat a slice of Humble Pie for desert.

Accepted????

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Re: How many shots will i give Shamu when we play golf?
« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2006, 06:11:56 PM »
Yes Shamu ok.But no 14 hole courses.The max shots you can give on stroke and match play is 28 shots. ;D
$10 sounds good and the loser has to buy a beer too! :o
The 1,3,6,12,13,18 are all stroke index 13,14,15,16,17,18 so one shot for them and 2 shots for the rest.sound good? :-\

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Re: How many shots will i give Shamu when we play golf?
« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2006, 08:59:21 PM »
this sounds so confusing.. I think bashing eachother with the golf canes would be more simple!  :laugh:

btw, I know there are few out there that like to play Golf (cobra..hint hint), some Fs and ex FS as well, so why dont you organize a golf extavaganza when Soul reach US?

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Re: How many shots will i give Shamu when we play golf?
« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2006, 09:13:24 PM »
Yes Shamu ok.But no 14 hole courses.The max shots you can give on stroke and match play is 28 shots. ;D

I, however do not happen to be a member of the USGS or RA, I belong to the House Rules of Golf.

Your post not only has Seven confused, it has me comfused. Just make it add up to 28 strokes over 18 holes with no more than 2 per hole, you can pick and choose where want to give what.

I actually think 28 could be a match, especially if you go a bit cold and I can resurrect some of my youth.

I best get my clubs out and start practicing.

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Re: How many shots will i give Shamu when we play golf?
« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2006, 07:57:04 PM »
careful shamu,
he's tricking you. i know he is a good golfer or so he says ;)

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Re: How many shots will i give Shamu when we play golf?
« Reply #11 on: August 21, 2006, 11:19:56 PM »
careful shamu,
he's tricking you. i know he is a good golfer or so he says ;)

That's why I say 28 is fair, he is a 70's shooter, I will struggle to break 100. That makes his offer of 28 look reasonable. We can apply the strokes by the course card or he can assign where I receive 2 and where I receive 1 or none, just so the strokes given add up to 28.

As long as he can't find a glitch to exploit I may have a chance. :D


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Re: How many shots will i give Shamu when we play golf?
« Reply #12 on: August 23, 2006, 08:00:42 PM »
See Shamu,Roamer 28 shots is the max so 2 per hole and the 8 easy holes only one so here the holes
http://www.cedarbrookgolfcourse.com/PDF%20Files/GoldScorecard.pdf
one shot one the 1st stroke index 14,3rd index 16,4th index 12,5th index 18,7th index 10,10th index 11,12th index 13,17th index 17
or if you want you can pick the holes you want one or two shots on ok by me.