My DSL connection is on the fritz after a week of rain and wind. Verizon is supposed to dispatch to repair this weekend - before Monday - since my phone line is completely out. Typically I have a 1.5 Mbps DSL connection. Right now it's negotiating at 384, and it has been down completely at times.
So, right now I'm at the mercy of Verizon. Hopefully they'll get out yet today to fix the problem.
I'm AFK until it's fixed.